What the hell kinda pig am I?
My bag. ^

Btw, KEVO, (my only reader), I was 1/2 people to get a 100 on my first exam.
That.is.ridiculous. For me.

My fail head

Great, the cute boy with he huge plugs just walked over head on the stairs while I walked underneath. He saw me and he probably saw my tiny, balding head. ;(

I just imagined him coming up to me and saying, “You have a huge bald spot.”

Boohoo!

My head is obviously just another perch for her to sit and clean herself on.

laughinghieroglyphic:

This strawberry has a butthole. I ain’t eatin no rectalberries.

(Source: thecatacombkid)

BUY IT FOR ME.
And daing, look at dem shoes.

(Source: kurobon, via xlostinthesound)

Y no one pick charmander? Charrr!

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daily-tumbles:

Follow this blog, get free ham.

I will have girly nails someday. Like this.

(Source: madelinepoolenails, via lulz-time)

clumsypanda:

hannaaeneas:

Warcraft Valentines. <3

So much win.

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